Thanks, Obama.
Alright, as we roll into the middle of President Jesus’ second term I know we’re all starting to wonder why he hasn’t magically fixed all the things, why instead the death toll in the Middle East continues to rise, death robots roam the skies with impunity, the US government continues to monitor its citizens Orwellian style (although this isn’t new—pretty sure phones were being tapped all over the place at least as far back as the sixties), immigration law and its enforcement is becoming the newest absurdist dark comedy, mass violence everywhere, and whatever the fuck is happening in Ohio--I’m starting to think maybe he’s not even Jesus, you guys, but just a guy and a politician with the best intentions, limited power to effect change, and not all the answers.
But goddammit, he gave us a second season of Arrested Development.
(via mattfractionblog)



